{"title":"The Down \u0026 Dirty Denim","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"the-down-dirty-denim-crossback-apron","title":"NEW! - The Down \u0026 Dirty Denim - Crossback Apron","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemember your denim jacket?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Not the cute one you bought a few years ago.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe 'one'.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e  That 90s Era one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The one that lived on the back of your chair, got tossed in the car, smelled a little like perfume and bonfires, and somehow looked better every time life happened to it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe one with the patch you found at the mall.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe pin from that tiny shop you still think about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe sleeve you rolled just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe one that did not come perfectly styled because \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eyou\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e were the style.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat jacket did not just keep you warm. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e  🖤 It told the world who you were \u003cem\u003ebefore you ever said a word.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd then somewhere between mortgages, miniva\u003cimg\u003ens, packed lunches, dinner plans, permission slips, and making sure everyone else had what they needed\u003cem\u003e…\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eyou stopped making things your own.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Down \u0026amp; Dirty Denim Apron is your denim jacket back. 🤘\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e→ Same worn-in, washed denim energy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSame blank-canvas feeling.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSame \u003cem\u003e“I do not need permission to be exactly who I am”\u003c\/em\u003e attitude.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eOnly now, she lives in your kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from heavier 100% washed denim, this apron was built for the woman who gets in there and gets it done — sauce splatters, garden dirt, cookie dough, dishwater, grill smoke, and whatever else the day throws at her.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe has the same no-tie crossback fit you love, with roomy coverage across the bust, belly, hips, and sides. No neck strap. No waist ties. No tugging. No tiny apron nonsense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust throw her on and go.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd because every great denim piece needs a story, your apron comes with your first random iron-on patch to get you started.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e...Add one. Add ten. Collect them. Trade them. Make her weird. Make her pretty. Make her funny. Make her yours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause this is not just an apron.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e - This is your NEXT denim jacket era.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut Now \u003cem\u003eIn\u003c\/em\u003e Your Kitchen - Your Way!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0042\/2133\/7667\/files\/Square_Denim_Patches.png?v=1783098240\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy you’ll love her:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from 100% washed denim with a heavier, more substantial feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo-tie crossback design — no neck strap, no waist ties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlus-size-friendly coverage across the bust, belly, hips, and sides\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEasy to throw on over real clothes, real bodies, and real life\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for cooking, baking, gardening, grilling, crafting, and messy projects\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComes with one random iron-on patch to start your collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to get better, softer, and more “yours” with time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Available in MidSize and PlusSize+ because one-size-fits-all was never the plan.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Wash cold, tumble low. Like your favorite denim, she is made to be lived in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNow let’s get you the right fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind Your Perfect Plus-Size Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDesigned for real bodies and real kitchens — two flexible fits so everyone gets one that actually fits her:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMidSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e→ best for sizes 14–22 \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlusSize+\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e→ best for sizes 24–30\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEvery apron is backed by our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove It or Return It 100% Satisfaction Guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— try it in your own kitchen, risk-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"Plus size crossback apron in Bold Colors — fits sizes 14 to 30, no ties, Kitchen BillBoards\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0042\/2133\/7667\/files\/Midsize_vs_Plussize_Graphic_New_42426.png?v=1777054808\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePS... If you're interested in getting through the Back Door of KB, (where our SAS members pay just $35 for aprons) take a quick look here 👉 \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.secretapronsociety.com\/membership\" title=\"Join the Secret Apron Society and welcome to the backdoor of Kitchen Billboards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSee what’s inside the Secret Apron Society HERE\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Kitchen BillBoards","offers":[{"title":"MidSize+ (fits size 14-22)","offer_id":48157251109102,"sku":"Down\u0026DirtyDenim_Mid+","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"PlusSize+ (fits size 24-30)","offer_id":48157251141870,"sku":"Down\u0026DirtyDenim_PLUS+","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0042\/2133\/7667\/files\/1_e8ee7f1a-5e18-4606-866f-e749b3c5190b.png?v=1783095820"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.kitchenbillboards.com\/collections\/the-down-dirty-denim.oembed","provider":"Kitchen BillBoards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}