{"product_id":"the-crazy-plant-lady-bundle-towel-towel-topper-repotting-mat","title":"\"The Crazy Plant Lady\" Bundle - Towel + Towel Topper + Repotting Mat","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🌱 She talks to her plants while the coffee brews, every one has a name, and repotting day leaves soil all over the kitchen table... until now!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's the Plant Lady \u003cem\u003e(and maybe she's you)\u003c\/em\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery windowsill in her house is full. There's Mona the monstera taking over the corner, and Patty the pothos trailing off the top of the fridge. \u003cbr\u003e    And yes, they both have names!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe talks to her plants while the coffee brews. She knows which one needs water just by looking at it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's the friend who shows up with plant cuttings in a Ziploc bag and says, \"Just stick it in water, it'll root.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd when she repots, she does it right at the kitchen table, with soil everywhere and the happiest look on her face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis bundle is for her.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the friend in your life who sends you cuttings, keeps your succulents alive while you're on vacation, and has a plant for every room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd if \u003cem\u003eyou've\u003c\/em\u003e been nodding along this whole time? Well, maybe \u003cem\u003eYOU\u003c\/em\u003e might be that crazy plant lady. \u003c\/strong\u003e(It's okay, we won't tell Mona and Patty!)  😉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the gift that says, \"I see you. I know exactly what you love.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe kind of gift she'll actually use, not one that gets tucked in a closet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in a tiny batch for Gifting Week. A little bit special, and you won't find it anywhere else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e💥 \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's Inside Your Crazy Plant Lady Bundle...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🪴 The Waterproof Repotting Mat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRepotting day is a whole lot of dirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd you're the one moving every bit of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mat is the hardworking star of the bundle. Waterproof. Snap-cornered. 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