{"product_id":"the-sasie-birthday-shop","title":"The SASie Birthday Shop","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHAPPY BIRTHDAY, SASIE 🎂\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYour SASie Birthday Apron Is On Us\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s your birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd around here, that means \u003cstrong\u003eyou get an apron.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot a coupon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot a “$10 off if you spend $75.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn actual Kitchen Billboards apron.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePick your favorite color. Pick your size. Add it to your Birthday cart.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause being a SASie should come with a few ridiculous perks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🎁 YOUR BIRTHDAY APRON\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRegularly $54+\u003cbr\u003eYour SASie Birthday Price: FREE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from the available Birthday Apron colors below.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen add your favorite to your cart and keep shopping if you feel like turning this into a full-blown birthday present to yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eHOW IT WORKS\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e1. Pick Your Apron\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose your favorite available color and your usual Kitchen Billboards size. \u003cem\u003e(just 1 please)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e2. Add It To Your Birthday Cart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour Birthday Apron is \u003cstrong\u003e$0\u003c\/strong\u003e because this one is on us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e3. Make It A Birthday Haul\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to add towels, patches, another apron, or something completely unnecessary but delightful?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt is your birthday, after all.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eONE LITTLE BIRTHDAY RULE\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour SASie Birthday Apron is a perk reserved for \u003cstrong\u003eactive Secret Apron Society members\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease order \u003cstrong\u003eone Birthday Apron per membership year.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders placed by customers who are not active SAS Members — or duplicate Birthday Apron orders — will be canceled and will not be fulfilled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo awkwardness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe just have to keep the secret perks for the actual SASies. 😉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eHAPPY BIRTHDAY, SASIE.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe hope you pick the one you secretly wanted anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kitchen BillBoards","offers":[{"title":"MidSize+ (fits size 14-22) \/ Twilight Turquoise","offer_id":49511195279598,"sku":"BirthdayApron_Mid+_TwilightTurquoise","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MidSize+ (fits size 14-22) \/ Bubblegum Batter","offer_id":49511200096494,"sku":"BirthdayApron_Mid+_BubblegumBatter","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MidSize+ (fits size 14-22) \/ Starburst Taffy","offer_id":49511200129262,"sku":"BirthdayApron_Mid+_StarburstTaffy","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MidSize+ (fits size 14-22) \/ The Denim","offer_id":49511200162030,"sku":"BirthdayApron_Mid+_Denim","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MidSize+ (fits size 14-22) \/ Blue Poppyseed","offer_id":49511200194798,"sku":"BirthdayApron_Mid+_BluePoppyseed","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MidSize+ (fits size 14-22) \/ Lavender Cupcake","offer_id":49511200227566,"sku":"BirthdayApron_Mid+_LavenderCupcake","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"PlusSize+ (fits size 24-30) \/ Twilight Turquoise","offer_id":49511195312366,"sku":"BirthdayApron_PLUS+_TwilightTurquoise","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"PlusSize+ (fits size 24-30) \/ Bubblegum Batter","offer_id":49511200260334,"sku":"BirthdayApron_PLUS+_BubblegumBatter","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"PlusSize+ (fits size 24-30) \/ Starburst Taffy","offer_id":49511200293102,"sku":"BirthdayApron_PLUS+_StarburstTaffy","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"PlusSize+ (fits size 24-30) \/ The Denim","offer_id":49511200325870,"sku":"BirthdayApron_PLUS+_Denim","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"PlusSize+ (fits size 24-30) \/ Blue Poppyseed","offer_id":49511200358638,"sku":"BirthdayApron_PLUS+_BluePoppyseed","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"PlusSize+ (fits size 24-30) \/ Lavender Cupcake","offer_id":49511200391406,"sku":"BirthdayApron_PLUS+_LavenderCupcake","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0042\/2133\/7667\/files\/ChatGPTImageAug28_2026_02_28_24PM.png?v=1787948911","url":"https:\/\/www.kitchenbillboards.com\/products\/the-sasie-birthday-shop","provider":"Kitchen BillBoards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}