{"product_id":"the-secret-towel","title":"The Secret Towel","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOh hey, you found it. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOkay so here's the deal, this one's not really \"for sale,\" it's just for the people I already told about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIf you got a little note in your last box from me, add this to your cart along with your next apron order and I'll toss it in free, no charge, no shipping fee, nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIf you didn't get a note... well, keep an eye on your next package. 😉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOne per order please, and it's gotta go in the cart with an apron. I see everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003exo Gracie\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePS...\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOh, and one more thing, this only works if you toss an apron in with it. Grab yours here →\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.kitchenbillboards.com\/collections\/ms-reliable-crossback-aprons\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Plus Size Aprons for Everyday Home Cooks\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e Shop Aprons\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kitchen BillBoards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49402076659950,"sku":"TheSecretTowel","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0042\/2133\/7667\/files\/ChatGPTImageAug11_2026_03_06_31PM.png?v=1786482408","url":"https:\/\/www.kitchenbillboards.com\/products\/the-secret-towel","provider":"Kitchen BillBoards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}