🌱 She talks to her plants while the coffee brews, every one has a name, and repotting day leaves soil all over the kitchen table... until now!

She's the Plant Lady (and maybe she's you)!

Every windowsill in her house is full. There's Mona the monstera taking over the corner, and Patty the pothos trailing off the top of the fridge. 
    And yes, they both have names!

She talks to her plants while the coffee brews. She knows which one needs water just by looking at it.

She's the friend who shows up with plant cuttings in a Ziploc bag and says, "Just stick it in water, it'll root."

And when she repots, she does it right at the kitchen table, with soil everywhere and the happiest look on her face.

This bundle is for her.

For the friend in your life who sends you cuttings, keeps your succulents alive while you're on vacation, and has a plant for every room.

And if you've been nodding along this whole time? Well, maybe YOU might be that crazy plant lady. (It's okay, we won't tell Mona and Patty!)  😉

It's the gift that says, "I see you. I know exactly what you love."

The kind of gift she'll actually use, not one that gets tucked in a closet.

Made in a tiny batch for Gifting Week. A little bit special, and you won't find it anywhere else.

💥 What's Inside Your Crazy Plant Lady Bundle...

🪴 The Waterproof Repotting Mat

Repotting day is a whole lot of dirt.

And you're the one moving every bit of it.

This mat is the hardworking star of the bundle. Waterproof. Snap-cornered. Fold-away.

It looks like it belongs right next to the watering can and the bag of potting mix.

But underneath all that plant-lady charm?

It's still the mat made for actually getting dirty on.

• Measures 20" x 20"
• Durable waterproof material
• Snaps at the corners to create a potting station
• Lets her repot at counter height instead of down on the floor
• Folds up compactly for storage
• Wipes clean easily

You don't have to spread out old newspaper.

You don't have to chase potting soil across the kitchen table.

You just unfold it, snap the corners, pull the plant out of the old pot and get her settled into the new one.

This isn't the mat you save for the big spring repot.

It's the one you pull out every time a root peeks out the bottom of a pot.

Made to get dirty. The waterproof surface wipes clean easily, then it folds up compactly until the next root peeks out. Because "I'll sweep up the soil later" is a lie.

🌿 The Happy Houseplant Towel

Every plant lady kitchen needs a little announcement that the plants run this house.

This towel is it.

Hang it on the oven.

Hang it on the fridge.

Hang it right under Patty the pothos, trailing off the top of the fridge.

And then actually use it.

It's an oversized 28" x 28" flour sack towel in thick 100% cotton, so it handles the drips from watering day and the dirt on her hands after repotting without a fight.

Because unlike the plant care journal she swears she'll start someday...
this one has a job.

🍃 The Leafy Towel Topper

Okay.

THIS little Leafy Towel Topper is what pulls the whole thing together.

Gather the towel.

Slide the topper over the top.

Hang it from the oven or refrigerator handle.

And suddenly the Happy Houseplant Towel stays right where she can grab it, instead of ending up on the floor.

It's a little gold-tone leaf, about 2.1 inches long, sparkling with green stones, on a sturdy metal ring about 1.8 inches across.

Fancy enough for a dinner party table. Tough enough for a soil-covered kitchen.

And when it gets a little dirt on it? Just wipe it clean.

No more towel sliding off the handle every time someone opens the fridge.

No more hunting for the towel with soil on her hands and grabbing for the paper towels instead.

It's a tiny detail.

A very sparkly, very leafy detail.

And quite possibly our favorite detail in the entire bundle.

🎁 What's In The Box

✔️ 1 Happy Houseplant Towel
✔️ 1 Leafy Towel Topper
✔️ 1 Waterproof Repotting Mat

All bundled together in one very green, very plant-y, very Kitchen BillBoards repotting season bundle.

Hand-picked for the plant lady in your life, so you don't have to guess what she'd love or which plant thing she already owns. It's all right here.

* Only 50 of these Crazy Plant Lady bundles were made for Gifting Week, a small, limited run, so once they're gone, they're gone.