📣 PRESALE IS OPEN!

We’re opening this up as a limited first run.

👉 We need 75 orders to move this into production
Decision deadline: Sunday, March 29th at midnight

📦 Estimated Delivery: Ships in ~60 days (from production start)

Don’t wait—this first batch is based on this week’s orders only.

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“One size fits all” never worked inside your kitchen…
and it definitely doesn’t work outside it either.

So we fixed that too.

You know that moment…

You’re outside, in the middle of it—hands in the dirt, halfway through pulling weeds or picking veggies…

…and you’ve already got stuff in both hands.

So now you’re juggling everything, making extra trips, or worse—using your shirt like a basket 😅

It’s messy. It’s frustrating.
And it’s way more work than it should be.

Here’s the thing…

There is an apron people swear by.

They call it a game changer.
They say it makes everything easier.

And honestly? They’re not wrong.

But the second I tried one…

I knew.

It didn’t fit right.
It didn’t move right.
And it definitely wasn’t made for bodies like ours.

So we fixed that part.

This is the Plus-Size, Perfect-Fit Garden Apron that actually works—without the discomfort, the extra work, or the hassle.

Made to fit and flatter up to size 30.

BUT here’s the thing…

I haven’t placed the order yet.

I’m only moving forward if enough of you raise your hand this week.

👉 I’m making that call Sunday at midnight.

If you’ve ever thought…

“If I have to make one more trip for that stupid bucket, I’m done.”

Yeah… this is for you.

🌿 HOW THIS WORKS

This is a first batch presale.

👉 Orders are open through Sunday at midnight
👉 If we hit our goal, we go into production immediately
👉 Your apron ships in ~60 days

If we don’t?

👉 You’ll be fully refunded (like Monday morning)

No risk. No guessing.