The SASie Birthday Shop

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SASIE 🎂

Your SASie Birthday Apron Is On Us

It’s your birthday.

And around here, that means you get an apron.

Not a coupon.

Not a “$10 off if you spend $75.”

An actual Kitchen Billboards apron.

Pick your favorite color. Pick your size. Add it to your Birthday cart.

Because being a SASie should come with a few ridiculous perks.

🎁 YOUR BIRTHDAY APRON

Regularly $54+
Your SASie Birthday Price: FREE

Choose your favorite from the available Birthday Apron colors and your usual Kitchen Billboards size.

Then decide:

Take your free apron and run…

or make the box a little more fun.

🎂 MAKE IT A BIRTHDAY GLOW-UP

For just +$16, add:

1 Birthday Flour Sack Towel
+ a FREE collectible vintage Betty Crocker cookbook

Because if there’s ever a day to add one more completely unnecessary-but-delightful thing to the box…

this is it.

HOW IT WORKS

1. Pick Your Apron

Choose your favorite available color and your usual Kitchen Billboards size.
(Just one, please.)

2. Choose Your Birthday

Just My FREE Birthday Apron — $0

or

Birthday Kitchen Glow-Up — +$16

Your apron is free either way. The Glow-Up just adds a little extra birthday fun.

3. Build Your Birthday Box

Want to add another towel, patches, another apron, or something you absolutely did not come here planning to buy?

Please do.

It is your birthday, after all.

ONE LITTLE BIRTHDAY RULE

Your SASie Birthday Apron is a perk reserved for active Secret Apron Society members.

Please order one Birthday Apron per membership year.

Orders placed by customers who are not active SAS Members — or duplicate Birthday Apron orders — will be canceled and will not be fulfilled.

No awkwardness.

We just have to keep the secret perks for the actual SASies. 😉

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SASIE.

We hope you pick the apron you secretly wanted anyway.

And if the box happens to get a little out of hand… we fully support that.

* Important Note: This Birthday Glow-Up is available only with your SASie Birthday Apron redemption, to current members of the Secret Apron Society. 

We reserve the right to cancel your order without notice if your membership is not active. 

One per birthday order, please.